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06/14/15 12:27 PM #2441    

 

Mike "Bud" Manco

So, I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."

 

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.

 

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do have a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims?"

 

The clerk said, "Get out and stay out!"

 

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"


06/14/15 12:35 PM #2442    

 

Nancy Westerfield (Depew)

Happy birthday larry, you are one awesome guy. As ellen reminded everyone, don't forget sept.,tex al to let him know your comming to our get together.

06/17/15 12:57 PM #2443    

 

Alan Greenleaf

I'm worried about my dog.  He hasn't been eating.


06/18/15 08:47 AM #2444    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

A POEM THAT WAS US

A little house with three bedrooms,
One bathroom and one car on the street
A mower that you had to push
To make the grass look neat.

In the kitchen on the wall
We only had one phone,
And no need for recording things,
Someone was always home.

We only had a living room
Where we would congregate,
Unless it was at mealtime
In the kitchen where we ate.

We had no need for family rooms
Or extra rooms to dine.
When meeting as a family
Those two rooms would work out fine.

We only had one TV set
And channels maybe two,
But always there was one of them
With something worth the view

For snacks we had potato chips
That tasted like a chip.
And if you wanted flavor
There was Lipton's onion dip.

Store-bought snacks were rare because
My mother liked to cook
And nothing can compare to snacks
In Betty Crocker's book

Weekends were for family trips
Or staying home to play
We all did things together –
Even go to church to pray.

When we did our weekend trips
Depending on the weather,
No one stayed at home because
We liked to be together

Sometimes we would separate
To do things on our own,
But we knew where the others were
Without our own cell phone

Then there were the movies
With your favorite movie star,
And nothing can compare
To watching movies in your car

Then there were the picnics
at the peak of summer season,
Pack a lunch and find some trees
And never need a reason.

Get a baseball game together
With all the friends you know,
Have real action playing ball –
And no game video.

Remember when the doctor
Used to be the family friend,
And we didn't need insurance
Or a lawyer to defend

The way that he took care of you
Or what he had to do,
Because he took an oath and strived
To do the best for you.

Remember going to the store
And shopping casually,
And when you went to pay for it
You used your own money?

Nothing that you had to swipe
Or punch in some amount,
And remember when the cashier person
Had to really count?

The milkman used to go
From door to door,
And it was just a few cents more
Than going to the store.

There was a time when mailed letters
Came right to your door,
Without a lot of junk mail ads
Sent out by every store.

The mailman knew each house by name
And knew where it was sent;
There were not loads of mail addressed
To "present occupant”

There was a time when just one glance
Was all that it would take,
And you would know the kind of car,
The model and the make

They didn't look like turtles
Trying to squeeze out every mile;
They were streamlined, white walls, fins

And really had some style

One time the music that you played
Whenever you would jive,
Was from a vinyl, big-holed record
Called a forty-five

The record player had a post
To keep them all in line
And then the records would drop down
And play one at a time.

Oh sure, we had our problems then,
Just like we do today
And always we were striving,
Trying for a better way.

Oh, the simple life we lived
Still seems like so much fun,
How can you explain a game,
Like kick the can and run?

And why would boys put baseball cards
Between bicycle spokes
And for a nickel, red machines
Had little bottled Cokes?

This life seemed so much easier
Slower in some ways
I love the new technologys
But sure do miss those days

So time moves on and so do we
And nothing stays the same,
But I sure love to reminisce
And walk down memory lane.

With all today's technology
We grant that it's a plus!
But it's fun to look way back and say,
HEY LOOK, GUYS, THAT WAS US!

By Anonymous


06/19/15 08:37 AM #2445    

 

Barbara Peate (Sabo)

Ellen,

Loved reading your post.....it was such a simpler life then and fun to remember.  Thanks.


06/19/15 10:48 AM #2446    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

Sweet poem that brought back lots of memories.  Thanks Ellen.


06/19/15 12:29 PM #2447    

 

Nancy Westerfield (Depew)

Love it ellen,there was 12 of us with 1 bathroom and no lock on the door,I wouldn't trade anything for the way I grew up,big family, lots of fun
love this poem.

06/21/15 08:15 AM #2448    

 

Nancy Westerfield (Depew)

happy fathers day to all the good dads out there.and to all the good dads that we lost. life is short,love whos in your life.
 


06/24/15 01:48 PM #2449    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

Those Canadian Soldiers (Midges now I guess) sure arrived last night in earnest!  Watch where you step and don't take a deep breath outside!

Time to share my newest project.  I think it will interest you - at least some of it like the sample I'll post here.  Working to make this go viral so do sign up to "Follow" and share with everyone you know.  There's lots of interesting and fun stuff to read including Interesting Nautical Stuff and Re "Sea" pes. You can also find us on Facebook.  Just query Umpqua River Haven.  Lots of pictures on FB so do "Like" us there and share with everyone you know!  And come visit us in Oregon.  If there's something you'd like to know more about, just let us know and we'll research and blog it!

https://umpquariverhaven.wordpress.com/2015/06/10/pirates-on-lake-erie/


06/25/15 10:59 AM #2450    

 

Alan Greenleaf

Ellen,

Great graphic!!  And MORMON pirates!!  Who knew!


06/25/15 07:59 PM #2451    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

I well remember the "Canadian Soldiers" when I was little.  They covered the screens and everything else.  But the ones when I was young were not midges.  I always remembered what they looked like, but didn't know until I was an adult and studying stream biology that they were Mayflies.  I think one year was worse than any others, and I don't know what year that was, but I was fairly young, but old enough to remember.

 

 


06/25/15 08:09 PM #2452    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

Evergreen:  I find it interesting that the Canadian Soldiers ie: Midges ie: Mayflies arrive in June.  I've never seen them in May but they have in recent times been prolific in June more than one year.

Thanks, Al!  Follow!!!  Like!!! laugh


06/26/15 05:33 PM #2453    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

Well, it's like the way June Bugs (beetles really) hit my windows at night in May.  All kinds of flora and fauna are misnamed.  There are birds like the Connecticut warbler that actually breed way up in Canada, and all kinds of neat stuff like that.  The mayflies that I am talking about are not midges at all.  They are about an inch long with a long, kind of curved body and long wings folded back over its back when they light on something.  Probably more than one insect is called Canadian Soldiers.  That's why a lot of scientists like to use scientific latin names when referring to flora and fauna, so there is no mix up.  


06/26/15 05:37 PM #2454    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

Just read the article Ellen.  It's terrific.  We have a wonderful maritime museum on Lake Champlain also.  If you've never seen the lake and look on a map, you wouldn't get the idea of how big it is.  It's ten miles wide and 126 miles long, with mountains on both sides.  It looks a little like Loch Ness, and is very beautiful.  


06/26/15 05:58 PM #2455    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

Thanks, Evergreen!  I love writing!


06/30/15 12:54 PM #2456    

 

Linda Peate (Powrie)

Evergreen:  Oh you know so much about those bugs & birds & I think you were my partner in biology when the frog had to be cut open.  At least I thought so.  If I had a better back I would LOVE to go hiking in one of our great Columbus parks to have you point out all that stuff  Maybe my back would allow an adventure of that sort one day!  

Fred:  Of course even today I have toothpick legs, but I don't think that's what you're referring to! 

Ellen:  You are doing such a great job on this website. All the others did as well.  It seems a difficult job coming up w/all the things you do.  Al, you too! 


06/30/15 01:24 PM #2457    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

Thanks, Lin.  Remember the biology teacher?  Who's name I can't remember but he was always talking about "The Maker."  Mike Johnson was my lab partner for the frog dissecting.  I couldn't deal with it and he relished the idea.  His eyes twinkled with anticipation for a week. The time came and I turned away.  I could hear him slicing and humming with glee.  Every once in awhile he'd let me know to look so i could ID and write it down.  I did so as quickly as I could shuddering every time.  The torture eventually came to an end and I couldn't get out of there fast enough.  Thank God for Mike!  Thank you Mike!  I miss him.


06/30/15 01:57 PM #2458    

 

Nancy Westerfield (Depew)

Mr. Simpson was my biology teacher in the 10 grade

06/30/15 02:33 PM #2459    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

Nancy:  You helped jog my memory.  It was Mr. Grubb---Marsden Grubb.  Interesting fella....


06/30/15 03:57 PM #2460    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

Mr. Grubb was my homeroom teacher all four years at RRHS.  He was a pretty kind hearted man, if I recall.  I believe I had him for biology also.  


06/30/15 04:01 PM #2461    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

Linda...I really love learning all the nature stuff.  I was lucky enough to take post graduate courses in ornithology, geology, geography, field botony, and mammology, among other courses.  They were actually undergraduate courses...I was the part that was post graduate.  I was always the oldest one in the classes by far, but usually they adopted me as a mascot at some point.  I was very enthusiastic, and still am about the natural world.  


06/30/15 09:29 PM #2462    

 

Patrick Gillespie

USA WOMEN!!!

WORLD CUP FINALS SUNDAY NIGHT!


07/01/15 09:09 AM #2463    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

U.S.A.!!!!

Thanks to the twins for this one.....




07/01/15 09:46 AM #2464    

 

Lynn Jaenke (Erb)

Pat, my grandaughters and parents got to go up to Montreal last Friday to watch the France-Germany game.  It was a very exciting game and they had a ball.  They were rooting for France, and said they actually played better overall.  My youngest grand daughter is doing club soccer, and that gets pretty intense. She loves it.


07/01/15 12:52 PM #2465    

 

Alan Greenleaf

Super video, Ellen.  When we do not have the freedom to lose, to get hurt, or to be dissappointed, we lose the freedom to grow and mature.  I would propose that any new government regulation must first show how it would solve a significant problem for a significant number of people, before them can burden us all with them.


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