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Fred Thomas
I've been busy getting Mitt Romney ready for the debates. I overheard the following conversation backstage before debate #1:
Mitt: "You sure are one ugly dude up close. Those ears would make an elephant jealous."
BO: "Don't worry they will tape my ears back and goop on a ton of makeup before the debate begins. I plan on looking like a delicious piece of eye candy. By the way, you look more like a real president than I do."
Mitt: "You sure messed up the economy and foreign policy. Our national debt is skyrocketing and your green energy programs are a joke."
BO: "It's all Bush's fault and besides I just need some more time to straighten things out. I should get at least the same amount of time as FDR got. I am afterall THE ONE."
Mitt: "I plan to kick your political ass in this debate."
BO: "I don't care because I will just call you a liar tomorrow and then go out for another round of golf."
Mitt: "While Rome burns, you fiddle."
BO: "I don't care about Greece, only our 57 states and I don't fiddle. I just play golf. By the way what is your handicap, Mr. President......er......I mean Mitt?"
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