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Fred Thomas
I never thought I would make the White House enemies list with the likes of Fox News, talk radio, Big Oil, Wall Street, WalMart, Texas, and the GOP, but here I am a one percenter. I didn't really want or need all this money but that probably won't get me off the list. I am a job creator! Our gated community hires landscapers, cooks, life guards, tennis pros, personal trainers and security guards. I am an investor! The cruise ship industry would probably go broke without my money.
And all you 99 percenters should realize that my life is really no different than yours. I can only drive one luxury car at a time even if I have several dozen in the garage. And I can only live in one house at a time even though I have several houses and condos across the country. I can only eat one filet mignon or a couple of lobster tails at a meal even though I could afford dozens. I can only put one of my tuxedos on for the Captain's dinner. The other twenty are still in the closet.
So the only difference between me and the rest of you 99 percenters besides all my dough is that I have learned to jump into my pants two legs at a time. And tell Dawson that Coach Gandolfi was wrong about that old cliche.
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