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Fred Thomas
Many see the sinking of the cruise ship, Costa Concordia as a metaphor for the Obama Adminstration. Here is a report from one of the survivors:
We were dinning on the Lido deck when we heard a loud crunching sound and felt the ship grinding to a halt. We then heard someone over the intercom screaming, 'I SAID STEER LEFT THEN RIGHT THEN LEFT NOT RIGHT THEN LEFT THEN RIGHT' I said, who's that? Someone offered, "That sounds like the Navigator, Joe Biden".
The lights went out, the ship listed to starboard and people started running around in a panic. Then almost immediately someone said, "who's that idiot on the beach?" Someone with binoculors exclaimed, "why that's Captain Obama waving his arms and shouting something".
'THE CRASH WAS ALL FORMER CAPTAIN BUSH'S AND THE REPUBLICAN'S FAULT NOW ABANDON SHIP LIKE I DID', shouted Captain Obama.
Later on the Promonade deck a group who were wearing lifejackets and bundled up in blankets and with water pouring into their Michael Jordon shoes were trying to convince all the panicing passengers that this was a great cruise ship and the Captain and Navigator were great too. Besides they said that the casino managers, Timmy and Bernie had told us that all the casino chips were as good as gold. Suddenly the ship listed almost completely over to starboard and we all heard the gushing sound of 3465 toilets emptying their contents simultaneously. The group of apologists said that it didn't get any better than this.
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