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Fred Thomas
Sorry gang but I will be unable to make your 50 par-tae!
I have a heavy date with three ageless witches and they have invited me to imbibe their potion. It contains filet of fennel snake, eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog. Also adder's fork and blind worm's sting, as well as lizard's leg and owlet's wing.
Some call it chemotherapy but I call it a witches brew. The hangover lasts a fortnite so par-tae on gang without me.
"I guess he had it coming", said the kid.
"We all have it coming, kid", replied Will Penny
THE UNFORGIVEN
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