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09/14/09 04:06 PM #16    

 

Robert (Mike) Kelley

It's like Ellen said, they are reading it some of us may not have anything to say, but it is still interesting to see other points of view.
You are doing a great job with the site and I have really enjoyed reading the bios.

Mike

09/14/09 05:46 PM #17    

 

Fred Thomas

Cruising to Paradise

Cruising has been magical for us ever since our first voyage to the Caribbean aboard the Soverign of the Seas. We won $9650 playing bingo on that cruise and on the one after that we won a free cruise for two playing bingo again. We have been on 35 cruises since then and each one was a cruise to paradise. The raw beauty of the Caribbean islands with their white sand beaches, blue waters, rain forest, volcanos, and mountains are spectaculot. Some of our favorite islands are: St. Lucia, St. Thomas, Dominica and Jamaica.

Meeting new people, exploring the ship, eating gormet food, swimming in the pool, jogging on the promenade deck and watching shows every night are all fun too. But probably the funniest thing though is when we pull into port, dock the ship and start a process that I call "The Elephant Walk." That's when fat sloppy white tourists waddle down the gang plank to be be greeted by skinny smiling black islanders. It may be hilarious but the irony is, "who do you really feel sorry for, the elephants or their trainers?"

09/15/09 03:46 PM #18    

 

Fred Thomas

As an alphabetically chalenged person (ACP) I can tell you that life can be very unfair when your name begins with "T". All my life I have been discriminated against, forced to stand near the end of lines and been subjected to those tyranical words, "Please line up in alphabetical order!" I'm not looking for justice, I want REVENGE!! If I am ever in charge it will be, "Everyone line up in REVERSE alphabetical order!"

09/16/09 06:01 AM #19    

 

Larry Gilbert

In the context of world hunger, world peace and health reform, I can appreciate the importance of your alphabetical standing. As a G, I was in the 25th percentile - not bad, but certainly not great. But WAY ahead of Zahnow and Zbin.

09/17/09 02:27 PM #20    

 

Bruce McKelvey (McKelvey)

OK HERE'S THE DEAL....SHORT NOTICE AS USUAL, THERE IS GOING TO BE A GROUP MEETING FOR A "PRACTICE REUNION" THIS SUNDAY (9/20) AT 5-5:30 @ THE WINKING LIZARD, 32045 DETROIT RD.,AVON. Dennis Isabell and his wife and other fine,upstanding folks from our past are sure to be there.All you locals COME ON DOWN !!!...or, jump on a plane and join in. Guaranteed to have large doses of foolishness and fun for those who REFUSE TO GROW UP!!! Hope to se ya there...call someone who may be totally bored on Sunday evening to come along!!!!

09/19/09 08:11 AM #21    

 

Larry Gilbert

(This is not original work. It was in an email received today) " Here's to US!!!! No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME!!!! OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF!!!! To Those of Us Born 1930 - 1979 TO ALL OF THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes. Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And, we weren't overweight.. WHY? Because we were always outside playing...that's why! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.. No one was able to reach us all day. And, we were OKAY. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem We did not have Play Stations, Nintendo's and X-boxes. There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms. WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping pong paddles, or just a bare hand and no one would call child services to report abuse. We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. If YOU are one of us, CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good. While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?"

09/20/09 02:01 PM #22    

 

Bruce McKelvey (McKelvey)

Brother Larry....ain't that the truth.....

09/21/09 10:38 AM #23    

 

Larry Gilbert

Nice party you organized, Bruce - it was great to see you and our other classmates and friends. Thanks for being there, Linda Mannas (Huemmrich), Nancy Westerfield (Depew), Gary Reis, Dennis Isabell, Gene Mannas (Class of 1962), Patsy Isabell (Mannas)and others. As usual, it was a nice get-together for a lot of nice people.

09/24/09 02:16 PM #24    

 

Bruce McKelvey (McKelvey)

Hey Gilbs'
I will email you the pictures your lovely wife took with my camera for us. Will be driving back to Phoenix leaving this Friday AM. I will email them next week....THANKS TO ALL THAT SHOWED UP !!! I havent seen "Racer Reis" in twenty-five years...Nancy Westerfield since graduation...AWESOME TIME !!!!

10/01/09 10:53 AM #25    

 

William F. Moga

well i see fred thomas is ahead of me (AGAIN!!!)
on this thing . . . i never did beat that s.o.b
in the 880 . . . but one day we'll both be in
wheelchairs . . and i'm already doing arm-curls
to get ready . . .

mostly wanted to go public with my admiration for
the quality of our web site . . .one hell of a good job . .

and not to worry about how this page evolves . . .
it's in reasonably good hands and fingers . . .
besides . . .
reading is fun . . .
i know because there's a sign in the library
that says so . . .



10/01/09 01:26 PM #26    

 

Larry Gilbert

Bill, we all knew you by an affectionate nickname when we were in high school.... but I'm not sure it was to your liking, or even where it came from. So - does anybody else call you that nowadays? [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/v/CBIHrA4Q3JI&hl=en&fs=1[/youtube]

10/01/09 11:05 PM #27    

 

Bruce McKelvey (McKelvey)

Hey Bill.
Do ya still have that red Triumph????. I can still remember that kinda crap..but can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning....probably was METAMUCIL and oatmeal....or was it prunes????

10/02/09 10:30 AM #28    

 

William F. Moga

Larry . . .
i dont know what you're talking about . . .
got it ?
are we clear?
ARE WE CLEAR??
A-R-E W-E C-L-E-A-R ?-?-?

heya Bruce . . .
if i still had that triumph . . .
i'd sell it on ebay and buy my own island . . .
i see one of them on the road every 10 years
or so . . . less frequently than an MGTD . . .
that car didnt even have a damn radio and i
still wouldnt have wanted anything else . . .

10/02/09 10:48 AM #29    

 

Linda Mannas (Huemmrich)

I just received this in an email and although none of us are looking old (I mean more mature) I still thought you might enjoy it.-----Linda

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING
> AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
> AND THINKING,
> SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
>
> WELL....
> YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
>
> **********************
> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH
> AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
> FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST
> I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,
> DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
> SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS
> SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET
> CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED
> ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
> FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
> HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED..
> HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK? '
> 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
> THEN, THAT UGLY,
> OLD,
> BALD,
> WRINKLED,
> FAT ASS,
> GRAY-HAIRED,
> DECREPIT
> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???

10/03/09 09:45 AM #30    

 

Fred Thomas

I was wondering why my ears have been itching all week. It seems Bill Moga has thrown down the gauntlet and challenged my to an 880 yard track race. Be careful, Bill. I am still in top shape. Larry Gilbert will confirm that fact.

10/03/09 11:14 AM #31    

 

William F. Moga

heya Fred . . .
those itching ears might just be psoriasis . .
calomine lotion works okay . . .

as for the 880 . . . i'm thinking more along the
lines of a competitive stroll . . .

and that thing between you and Larry . . .
as far as i'm concerned . . .
what consenting adults do in the privacy of their
own homes is nobody else's business . . .

10/03/09 11:34 AM #32    

 

William F. Moga

disclaimer: i'm not the one who started talking
politics . . . that door was already
open when i got here . . .

Why is it that among our "certain inalienable rights"
( Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness - in case
you forgot ). . . the only one without an advocacy
group or cohesive organization is 'the pursuit of
happiness?'

There most certainly is a 'right-to-life' constituency . . . a formidable one at that . . .

And the Libertarian Party is ballot-recognized . . .
hell, you can send them a donation . . . made out to . . . well . . . The Libertarian Party . . . .

But who speaks solely for the pursuit of happiness?
Oh sure, there's always Hugh Heffner . . .
but Christ, look at him . . . he's a muppett . . .
one of those old guys sitting in the mezzanine seats . . . and he's got Miss January down there with
her arm up his ass, working his head a little bit . . .

Actually,so is Miss February . . . she's down there
working his head a little bit too . . . but she's . . .
nevermind . . .

Anyway . . . why this void in our political demographic?
a carry-over from our Puritan past?
a vast right wing conspiracy?
a republican/democrat co-conspiracy designed to maintain
the status quo and perpetuate a permanent political elite . . . sorta' like Congress ??

I don't know . . .
but the winter is long here . . .
I'll give it some thought

10/03/09 09:08 PM #33    

 

Fred Thomas

Great cryptic rant Bill. I'll show it to your shrink and see if he can figure it out.

10/05/09 06:09 PM #34    

 

Alan Greenleaf

Well Bill, you might have killed the thread with that one!

You make some good points though. Effective immediately, I am starting a non-profit to fund the pursuit of happiness, called Pioneers for the Optimum Obreption of Pleasure, or POOP. Please send your checks made out to POOP. You can rest easy knowing that you have contributed to the pursuit of happiness.

So, guys, who is going to post Bill's nickname? Hummm?

10/07/09 12:44 PM #35    

 

William F. Moga

way t'go Alan . . .
i guess this means we have . . .
a movement?

10/07/09 02:57 PM #36    

 

Alan Greenleaf

Our heartfelt message will reach the very fiber of the people! We are of the people! We need no podium. A stool will do. The old name of the organization was Council Rebelling Against Politics.... (nice deflection on the nickname thing..)

10/08/09 10:20 PM #37    

 

Fred Thomas

It seems that the older I get, the less I know for sure. I would like to think that I am wiser than when I was in high school, perhaps a completely different person, but if I ran into one of my former classmates any of you could probably see right through that charade.

"But, I was in the Army, I married and we raised three children, I retired from 35 years of work, and I am teaching my grandkids how to swim and ride bikes", I tried to appeal. "Sit down flat-top fool". came the reply.

Fred's Freudian Dream

10/09/09 12:21 AM #38    

 

Ellen Aspinwall (Templar)

Today's Oregon Coast Activity Report:

http://culturesource.net/cce/performaces?detail=114

And, starting tomorrow: http://www.florencechamber.com/events/chowder-blues.shtml

Wish you were HERE!

10/09/09 07:26 AM #39    

 

Larry Gilbert

Ahhh, yes, Fred. The impostor syndrome, learned from our parents at an early age. Check out this link: http://www.counseling.caltech.edu/articles/The%20Imposter%20Syndrome.htm In your head you're still little Freddie Thomas, and can't really own your accomplishments. "YOU'RE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH" the voice in your head tells you. (Although the flat top really wasn't that bad.) Relax on the couch, and tell us how that makes you feel.

10/09/09 02:19 PM #40    

 

Fred Thomas

Thanks, Dr. Gilbert for your analysis, I feel better already. During the next session we can talk about my relationship with my father and mother, why I have had so many problems with authority figures and why I married a woman with the same personality as my mother. However I want to tell you about a reoccuring nightmare that I have had since my first foray into the Ivory Tower.

I am sitting in a lecture hall and getting ready to take the final exam. Suddenly I start to panic when I realize that I don't recognize the professor or the students because I have not attended the class all semester. I actually don't even know the name of the course, but now I am taking the exam. The test has something to do with math or science and some of the questions seem vaguely familiar, but my answers are not quite right. My pencil breaks and I know my time is running out to take the exam, but as I head down to use the pencil sharpener my feet are stuck in mud. I wake up in a cold sweat. What does it mean, Doc?

Freddie

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